The Border Collie Chronicles

Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs;
(but, without question, the bestest friends!)
or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop.

Posted January 22, 2015


BC's Third (in a series) of Q&A's


Yeah ... back, again, by popular demand (we know that you were wishing that we were out of them) ... here's more!  Like before - some are deep (or not), some are silly, some are groaners, and the rest are just in there to take up enough space to call this a webpage!  Hope you enjoy!



Q:  What do you call a Penguin in the desert?
A:  Lost!


Q:  What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A:  No idear.


Q:  What do snowmen have for breakfast?

A:  Snowflakes.


Q:  What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?

A:  Nacho cheese!


Q:  What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink?

A:  A pink carnation.


Q:  What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?

A:  Taking a bite and finding a half of a worm in the apple!


Q:  What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

A:  Eliphino!  (Work on it … I couldn’t figure it out, hell if I know!!)


Q:  What’s the difference between a love story reader and a farmer?

A:  One reads it and weeps, the other weeds it and reaps.


Q:  What goes up and down but never moves?

A:  Stairs.


Q:  What building has the most stories?

A:  The library.


Q:  What mostly don’t you hear in school?

A:  The “H”.


Q:  What is a scarecrows favorite food?

A:  Strawberries.


Q:  What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a ghost?

A:  Cockapoodleboo!


Q:  What are the strongest days of the week?

A:  Saturday and Sunday. All the rest are weak days!


Q:  What TV show uses the most Toilet Paper?

A:  Jeopardy!  Doo Doo Doo Doo…


Q:  What does an envelope say when you lick it?

A:  Nothing.  It just shuts up.


Q:  What happened at a fight in the candy store?

A:  Two suckers got licked!


Q:  What’s the kindest vegetable?

A:  A sweet potato.


Q:  What happened when a faucet, egg, and a lettuce ran a race?

A:  Well, the egg got beat, the lettuce was a head, and the faucet was still running!


Q:  What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

A:  You get your wife, dog, truck, and job back.


Q:  What do you call it when someone puts a clock on his belt?

A:  A waist of time!


Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?

A:  A bulldozer.


Q:  What kinds of keys can’t open a door?

A:  A Turkey, Donkey, and a Monkey.


Q:  What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A:  A nervous wreck.


Q:  What kind of animal cleans the sea?

A:  A mermaid!


Q:  What has wheels and flies?

A:  A garbage truck.


Q:  What did Cinderella say while she was waiting for her photos?

A:  Someday my prince will come.


Q:  What did the Teddy Bear say when he was offered desert?

A:  No thanks, I’m stuffed.


Q:  What made the laundry turn green?

A:  It got seasick from going round and round!


Q:  What are good names for identical twin boys?

A:  Pete and Repeat.


Q:  What about identical Hispanic Boys?

A:  Jose and JoseB. –or-

A:  Juan and Two!





As before:


You know that it is all still "MORE" better than good!  Again, we hope that at least one of these brought a smile to your face ... that's what we were hoping for!!  If you laughed out loud (or maybe groaned out loud) - those are BONUS points!!! 


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hug your spouse,

help a neighbor,

help a stranger,

get involved in something worthwhile,

you need to share a laugh with a friend!!!








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