The Border Collie Chronicles

Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs;
(but, without question, the bestest friends!)
or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop.


Posted October 29, 2015

 

Halloween ...

Best Wishes from all the BC's to all of you!

 

Nothing too in depth this evening ... just a pic of dad and mom-D, and some pearls of wisdom ...

 

Hope you enjoy!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Halloween 2015

 

 

 

Some Hallow-weenie Quotes from the BC’s:

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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

Linus from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

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If you meet a man in a vampire costume, it’s ok to greet him with “Hi, sucker”.

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Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title.

Scooby-Doo

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I’m sorry to tell you but you are older than recommended ages indicated on the Sexy Witch costume package.

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From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!

Scottish Saying

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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn’t know what to do!

Rita Rudner

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For Halloween I can dress up as the fat version of any Hollywood actress/actor I want.

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I’m not going let the fact that Halloween is on a Saturday stop me from showing up to work with a hangover on Monday.

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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes a lot of the fun out of Halloween.

Author Unknown

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I’d dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn’t already entail being asked stupid questions all day!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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