The Border Collie Chronicles

Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs;
(but, without question, the bestest friends!)
or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop.


 October 16, 2014    

 

If Dogs Worked In Offices (Number 2) ...

    

 


If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 01
Sys Admin

If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 02
Finance

If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 03
That Girl From The Other Department 

If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 04
Maintenance
.
If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 05
Janitor

 If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 00
Security

If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 06
Quitting Time

If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 07
Sick Leave

If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 08
Faking Sick Leave

If Dogs Worked In Offices 2 09
Terminated

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some Quotes to Ponder:

 

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

Eleanor H. Porter

.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet,

what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Steven Wright

.

Women and cats do as they damned well please,

and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.

Alan Holbrook

.

A dog is not "almost human"

and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

John Holmes

 .

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.

Mark Twain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back to HOME Page
 

This is a "funsy" little website that allows us (that's the BC's) to allow dad to vent about life's ups and downs.
Remember, this is all in fun and isn't intended to hurt anyone's feelings!

 
If you would like to support this website - that's easy!
Just smile at someone, pat a dog, hug your spouse, help a neighbor, help a stranger, get involved in something worthwhile,
but remember, EVERY DAY, you need to share a laugh with a friend!!!  You can make a difference - START NOW!!!!!!!!
 
If you enjoyed what you read (or thought about), please let us know at BC-Chronicles@hotmail.com!
 
God Bless You.

SAVE A LIFE!!!
 
and
 
RESCUE A BC!

  

  

Copyright 2011-2017 - www.BC-Chronicles.com  -  All Rights Reserved

If anyone would even want to publish this stuff though - email us at BC-Chronicles@hotmail.com and I am sure we could work something out.