The Border Collie Chronicles

Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs;
(but, without question, the bestest friends!)
or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop.


 Posted August 7, 2014

 

If Dogs Worked In Offices ...

An Internet and E-Mail Compilation    

 

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CEO

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CEO's Right Hand

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Senior Management
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Senior Management's Right Hand
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Seasoned Employee
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New Hire
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Secretary
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Receptionist
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Company Christmas Party
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After the Christmas Party
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If Dogs Worked In Offices 11

On Vacation!!!!

(or in that big, sunny field - in a job that you LOVE! - same difference!!)

 

 

 

 

 

Some Quotes to Ponder:

 

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Franklin P. Jones

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

Phil Pastoret

The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man.

Robertson Davies

 

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Andy Rooney

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business.

A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

Robert Brault

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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