The Border Collie Chronicles

Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs;
(but, without question, the bestest friends!)
or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop.


Posted July 17, 2014

 

If Pets Could Speak ...

(A rip off of an email received from Mr. Mc!)

 

 

If Pets Could Speak 01
Are you sure this is my bed?
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If Pets Could Speak 02
Can I keep it?
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If Pets Could Speak 03
Why it's good to be tall.
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If Pets Could Speak 04
I can't wait till they deliver the new stove.  We need a new box.
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If Pets Could Speak 05
Everybody needs a good sleep toy.
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If Pets Could Speak 06
Frankly, I don't think this is funny at all.
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If Pets Could Speak 07
Bake for 20 minutes, then flip.
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If Pets Could Speak 08
I love my new human.  I think I'll keep it.
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If Pets Could Speak 09
Always check before putting on your shoes.
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If Pets Could Speak 10
I'm ready for my walk.
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If Pets Could Speak 11

 

 

 

Some Quotes to Ponder:

 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Ben Williams

 

Dogs are miracles with paws.

Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

 

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
Holbrook Jackson

 

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.

Author Unknown

 

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

Corey Ford

 

 

 

 

 

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