The Border Collie Chronicles

Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs;
(but, without question, the bestest friends!)
or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop.


Posted July 31, 2014


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(pictures too!! ... and a cartoon!)

 

Nothing dirty or raunchy in them ... these are just some fun ones that we found while perusing the ol’ internet!  We've held on to them for a while and never have really figured out how to use them in an article.  But we liked them and we just figured that we’d make a whole article out of them!

 

Hope you enjoy!

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What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
Irish proverb

 

1991 Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.”

 

The Internet is a gateway to get on the net.

Bob Dole

 

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment.  It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle

 

I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers “We” are the president.

Hillary Clinton

 

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. - Winston Churchill replied

 

The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.

Dwight Eisenhower

 

You know, Tim, that’s one of the things that will be debated. -

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, after being asked by NBC’s Tim Russert why he didn’t use buses to evacuate residents in accordance with the city’s evacuation plan

 

African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.

President Clinton on Black Entertainment Television, November 2, 1994

 

1996 Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: “He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.”

 

I am filled with humidity.

Speaker Gib Lewis

 

I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.

Ronald Reagan

 

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

Al Gore

 

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?

Marion Barry

 

I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan

 

We don’t want to open a box of Pandoras.

Gov. Bruce King

 

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.

Sen. Mary Anne Tebedo

 

Shels a wonderfun, wonderful person, and we’re looking to a happy and wonderful night… uh, life.

Sen. Ted Kennedy, about his then-fiancee

 

If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.

Dan Quayle

 

I don’t know anyone here that’s been killed by a handgun.

Rep. Avery Alexander

 

What’s a man got to do to get in the top fifty?

President Bill Clinton, on a survey ranking the Lewinsky scandal as the 53rd most significant story of the century

 

If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, “And then I got home.”
Jim Jefferies

 

Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships: “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.”

 

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
Alvan L. Barach

 

We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?

Lee Iacocca

 

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Joe Theismann

 

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemmingway

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Here is to all of you!!!  Life is fun (or it dang well should be … Go Ahead and Do YOUR Part!!!)!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Just smile at someone, pat a dog, hug your spouse, help a neighbor,
help a stranger, get involved in something worthwhile, but remember,
EVERY DAY, you need to share a laugh with a friend!!!
You can make a difference!!!!
START NOW!!!!!!!!
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