The Border Collie Chronicles

Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs;
(but, without question, the bestest friends!)
or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop.

Posted June 2, 2016



Rednecks ... a pictorial ...


I really have nothing to add ...





Redneck 1-01
A Redneck Long Burning Candle

Redneck 1-02
A Redneck MaleBox

Redneck 1-03
A Redneck Portable Porch

Redneck 1-04
A Redneck Water Slide

Redneck 1-05
Redneck Sandals

Redneck 1-06
A Redneck Cooler

Redneck 1-07
A Redneck Dream Catcher

Some things To Think On ...

It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing popular audiences.




There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness of wit.

Alexander Pope



Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think.

If with your inferior, speak no coarser than usual; if with your superiors, no finer. Be what you say; and, within the rules of prudence, say what you are.




Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.

Paul Rand



Simplicity is the peak of civilization.

Jessie Sampter



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