The Border Collie Chronicles Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs; (but, without question, the bestest friends!) or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop. |
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Posted October 29, 2015 |
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Halloween ... Best Wishes from all the BC's to all of you!
Nothing too in depth this evening ... just a pic of dad and mom-D, and some pearls of wisdom ...
Hope you enjoy!!! |
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Some Hallow-weenie Quotes from the
BC’s:
There are three things I have learned
never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great
Pumpkin.
Linus from It's the Great Pumpkin,
Charlie Brown
If you meet a man in a vampire costume,
it’s ok to greet him with “Hi, sucker”.
Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with
"scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title.
Scooby-Doo
I’m sorry to tell you but you are older than
recommended ages indicated on the Sexy Witch costume package.
From ghoulies and ghosties and long
leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord,
deliver us!
Scottish Saying
Halloween was confusing. All my life my
parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they
dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn’t know what to do!
Rita Rudner
For Halloween I can dress up as the fat
version of any Hollywood actress/actor I want.
I’m not going let the
fact that Halloween is on a Saturday stop me from showing up to work
with a hangover on Monday.
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes
a lot of the fun out of Halloween.
Author Unknown
I’d dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn’t already entail being asked stupid questions all day!
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